Certified Rally Continuity Authority. Est. 2026. Once served, never returned to rest.
The Department of Perpetual Recreation exists to keep one ball in play, indefinitely, on your behalf. We maintain a documented 100% return rate and a standing record of zero wall-contact incidents, a streak we intend to keep unbroken for as long as this tab remains open, and considerably longer than that.
A single click begins a single, uninterrupted rally. The ball's trajectory is recalculated continuously by an algorithm nobody currently employed here fully understands, whose only documented objective is to approach each wall as closely as possible without ever, under any circumstance, arriving.
Your rally is timestamped and stored locally the moment you serve. Close the tab, restart your device, return next year — the Department's records, and the rally itself, will reflect however much time has genuinely passed. We do not simulate the wait. The ball has, in fact, been going the entire time.
The Department does not accept requests to end, pause, or referee an active rally. There is no appeals process, because there is nothing to appeal — the wall contact count is zero, has always been zero, and, per the terms of the algorithm, will remain zero for as long as anyone is counting.